Cloak & Dagger
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that
his clothes were missing. And then he accidentally locked himself
out of the locker room. So now he was completely naked in the halls
of the headquarters of the most powerful military organization on
the planet. And he felt pretty ridiculous. Getting an idea, he
walked naked and purposefully through the corridors until he
reached the Research & Development laboratory. He walked in and
saluted the Head Scientist.
"I am here to report the partial success of the personal
invisibility device!"