Dubya & Moses' Face Time
George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he
walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to
Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the US of A,
the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"
Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for
40 days!"