Star Wars -vs- Star Trek
12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on
'stun'.
11.The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millenium Falcon does
the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
10. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
Princess
still looks fresh and desirable -- after pithy Cardassian
starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.
9.Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
action.
8. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
encounters.
7. One word: lightsabers!
6.The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
Slave I.
5.The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3. Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at
one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2. Aliens have make-up in other places than their foreheads.
1. Death Star vs. Enterprise!