Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index
finger blown off. How did this happen? the doctor
asked. Well I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde
replied. Trying to commit suicide by shooting your
finger? No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I
thought, I just paid $6,000 for these, then I put it in
my mouth and I thought, I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth
fixed. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought,
this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger
in my ear before I pulled the trigger.