Blonde in Natchitoches
Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached
Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the
town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for
lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde
employee, ''Before we order could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly.'' The blonde
leaned over and said ''Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr Kingggg.''