Blonde in a Barber Shop
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks
the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the
chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her
hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her
surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and
listens.
She hears: Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe
out."