Two Blondes and a Camel
Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look
for their car. But all the cars in the lot looked the same, so they
sat around until all the cars were gone and then they would get in
the last car and go home. One blonde said to the other, ''We need
to find a faster way to get home.'' So the next day they went to
work on a camel. After work they came out and the parking lot was
full of camels. So the first blonde went around lifting up the
tails of all the camels. The second blonde said, ''What are you
doing?'' The first blonde said, ''When we came in today I heard
someone yell "'Look at those two assholes on that camel!!'"