Ring My Bell
The bell-ringer for the church had just passed away, so the priest
was looking for someone new to ring the bell. Then one day this man
comes out of nowhere and starts banging on the door. The priest
opens the door and sees that the man has no arms. The priest asks
him, "How can you ring the bell?" The man said, "Let me show you."
They went up to the bell and the man started hitting the bell with
his head. The bell starts to swaying and the man misses, then he
goes flying through the window. Two more priests come running and
ask, "What happened? Who was that?" The second man said, "I don't
know but that face sure rings a bell."