Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female
donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't
know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a
five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up
the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks
where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey
upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of
her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is
made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television.
He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off
and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to
the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for
the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on
the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''