The Duck and the Condom
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are
about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any
condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for
some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your
bill?''
''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''