Railroad Thunder
A railroad worker was cuting the grass away from the edge of the
line as a train was coming in his direction. He droped all his
tools and ran down the line as fast as he could. The next thing he
knew, he was waking up in a hospital. A policeman asked him why
didn't you just run up the grassy hill to saftey, What chance
did I have of out running up the hill if I couldn't outrun it on
level ground?