Little Pianist
A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting beside a 12 inch
pianist. He walks up to the man and says, ''That's amazing how did
you get that.'' The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it
and make a wish. So he rubs the bottle and a puff of smoke pops out
and grants him one wish. So the man thinks and says, ''I wish I had
a million bucks.'' The genie says, "OK, go outside and your wish
will be granted."
So the man goes outside and all he finds is ducks filling the
sky and roads. He goes back in and tells the man what happend and
the man says, ''I know, do you really think I wanted a 12 inch
pianist.'''