Good News Bad News Funny Jokes

Resource for Good News Bad News Funny Jokes with funny jokes, visual Jokes, funny pictures, funny clips and jokes forums. Continue for our current list of the Good News Bad News Funny Jokes

Good News, Bad News

One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news....
Good news: He had a parachute.
Bad News: It didnt work.
Good News: There was a haystack down below.
Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.
Good News: He missed the pitchfork.
Bad News: He missed the haystack.