Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the
neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy
panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so
he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a
bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at
the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural
causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy,
'Did you hear that Fluffy died?' The guy stammers and says,
'Um...no...um...what happened?'. The neighbor replies, 'We just
found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the
day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up,
gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some
real sick people out there!'
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