Army Police Brutality
Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a
city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot
anybody who's on the streets after 6 o'clock. So one day, they're
out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other
side of the street. He lines up the man in his sights and shoots
the man dead. Mick is shocked.
"What are you doin', Paddy? It ain't 6 yet!"
"I know what I'm doin'. I know where he lives and he wouldn't have
made it!"