Super Bowl
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in
the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed
of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to
where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he
asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there.
The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died."
"Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend
or relative?"
The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."