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Philadelphia Eagles Schedule

September

15      Gov. Mifflin Jr. High
22      Cub Scout Troop 101
29      PA Blind Academy

October

6         Spanish American War Vets
13      Cripple Children's Home
20      Wernersville State Hospital
27      Girl Scout Troop 353

November

3        PA VD Clinic Post #3
10      Philadelphia Boy's Choir
17      Korean Amputees

Special Monday Night Game
December

9       Utopia Gay Boys

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR

1. When playing the polio patients, Eaglesmust not disconnect leg braces.

2. When playing the blind academy, Eagles mustnot hide the football under their jerseys.

RULES THE SAME AS LAST YEAR

1. A touchdown(this is when the ball iscarried over the goal line, for all you Eagle fans that have never seen one) is stillworth 6 points.

2. The Eagles will be allowed 20 men on thefield at all times.

3. The Eagles will be allowed to substitutewith the band members at any time during the course of the game.

4. The Eagles will be allowed 10 time-outs asopposed to 3 for the other team.

5. The Eagles will be awarded a first down foreach gain of 3 yards or more.