Tickle These, Elmo
A women desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory.
The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her
that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers
that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The
Personnel Manager hems and haws and finally says he does have a low
skill job on the Tickle-Me-Elmo line and nothing else. The woman
happily accepts.. He takes her down to the line and explains her
duties and that she should come in at 8am the next day.
The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The Tickle-Me-Elmo line manager comes in and starts ranting
about the woman just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about
how badly backed up the assembly line is, the Personnel Manager
suggested he be shown the problem.
Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos are
backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line
is the woman just hired. She has pulled over a roll of the material
used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as
she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts
sewing them between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager starts to kill himself laughing and finally
after 20 minutes of rolling around, he pulls himself together and
walks over to the new employee and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you
misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do was give Elmo
two test tickles."