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The Horny Guy and the Whorehouse

There is this extremely horny guy who loves to have sex with everyone except his wife. One day, he is going on a buisness trip, and before he leaves, his wife says, ''I'll leave you if you sleep with anyone on your trip.''

He is driving to his destination, and he sees a sign that says ''Church of Latter-Day Saints Whorehouse -- 10 miles.'' He thinks to himself, ''I'll just ignore it or my wife will leave me.'' There is a sign for it every mile, so he finally breaks down and goes where the sign says to go. He knocks on the door of the whorehouse and a nun comes to the door. The man says, ''Where can I get a whore?''
The nun says, ''I'll need $500 first.'' The man says okay and pays, then asks about his whore again. The nun replies, ''We will need another $100.'' The man pays then asks for his whore again. The nun says ''Okay, see that hallway. Wait for 15 minutes. Go straight, left, straight, right and you'll see a door.''

He follows the directions, walks out the door and finds himself in the parking lot. His car has a sign on it that says, ''Congrats. You have just been screwed by the Church of Latter-Day Saints.''