Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she
slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while
she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When
Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God
Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and
Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and
Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!''
shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell
back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What
did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And
again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and
shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll
break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.