Rabbi and Priest
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at
the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and
he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you
doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the
Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a
hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.