Redneck Hitchiker
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest
hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has
a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver
sees a redneck on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the
truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the
priest.
A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He
decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden
he hears a "BOOM!" The driver looks over at the priest, who says,
"Don't worry -- I got him with the door."