It's A War-Like Country
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and
were captured by the enemy.
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last
requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before
you shoot me?"
"Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?"
"Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?'"