If Ever You're Choking...
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She
orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts
to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in
the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over
to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then
Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two
go at it and is so grossed out that she launches foward and throws
up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.
Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're
right,that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."