Gone Fishin'
Once there were two best friends, named Fred and DooDah. They were
old fishing buddies, and one day headed out to their favorite lake
to fish. After getting out on the lake, DooDah hooked a huge fish,
which proceeded to pull him overboard, where he drowned a horrible
watery death. Fred was brokenhearted, since DooDah was his best
friend. But sad as he was, he realized that he would have to tell
DooDah's wife the terrible news. He thought long and hard, but just
couldn't think of the right words. Finally, he took a deep breath
and knocked on her door. DooDah's wife opened the door and heard
Fred start singing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"