What Is Politics?
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a
question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage
earner, so let's call me Tony Blair. Your mother is the
administrator of money, so we'll call her Gordon Brown.
We take care of your needs, so we'll call you the
People. We'll call the maid the Working Class,
and your baby brother we can call the Future. Do you
understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to
see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled
his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother
sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the
keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking
went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy
returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he
reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class,
Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely
ignored and the Future is full of shit.