Fifty-Dollar Bet
This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his
wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her
that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50
dollars that he wouldn't stick his dick in the pickle slicer.
The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was
still intact. He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all
there, unharmed.
But what about the pickle slicer, asked the wife,
perplexed. Oh, she liked it too, answered the husband.