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A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast. One
of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said, "Don't move
-- I'll be right back."
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked
in amazement, "How did you get that in your mouth, you can't even
move?" Then the man said, "I hiccupped."