Punk Rocker
A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker
entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a
variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined that the
patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate
surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table,
the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above
it was a tattoo reading, ''Keep off the grass.'' After the prep and
the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which
said, ''Sorry, had to mow the lawn.''
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