Perry Coma
When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma
for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge
between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called the
husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon
his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction
when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the
husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to
improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband
came out of her room and announced that she was dead!
"How did that happen?" asked the doctor.
"I think she choked to death," said the husband.