The Injured Thumb
This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the
waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb
stuck into the soup. This upset him, but he let it go. She then
brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let
it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb
was in the food and this was too much for him.
"Goddammit," said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my
food!'
"Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should
keep it warm."
"Why don't you just shove it up your ass?" the man said
angrily.
"That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen."