Car Crash
A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway. The man asks
'If I drive 100 mph, will you take off your clothes?' and she
agrees. So the man drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips. The
man is so busy looking at his girlfriend that he crashes into a
tree. The car flips over, trapping the man and all of his
girlfriend's clothes. All that is free of the car is the man's
girlfriend and one of his shoes. The man yells, 'You have to go get
help. Go to that gas station over there.' His girlfriend says, 'Are
you kidding me? I'm naked.' 'Well,' replies the man 'Take my shoe
over there, cover up yourself, and go get help.' So the woman
covers herself with the shoe and goes to the gas station. She says
to an attendant 'You have to help me. My boyfriend's trapped' 'I'm
sorry ma'am' the attendant replies, 'he's too far in.'
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