The Greedy Texan
Four guys are flying to Japan in their own jet. One's a Texan,
one's a Mexican, one's is a French man, and the other is an
Englishman. A radio transmission says to throw out all the luggage
because there is too much weight to land. So they do. Then they get
another transmission that says three will have to jump out because
there is still too much weight. So the French man goes to the door
and says.'' Viva Le France.'' and he jumps. The Englishman says,''
Long live the King.'' and he jumps out. So the Texan and the
Mexican go to the door. They look at each other, and the Texan
grabs the Mexican and throws him out the door and says,'' Remember
the Alamo!''
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