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Keeping In Under The Kilt

In Scotland, the mostimportant time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed topurchase and wear his first kilt.

A couple of weeks before,his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wantedfor his first kilt. He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd like ye to makeme a kilt with this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair ofmatching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!"

So the tailor took thematerial and promised to call the young lad when the order was completed.

A few days later, the tailorcalled the lad back to the shop. "Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear,and here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep itin case you want anything else made of it."

So the lad rushed home withhis order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, hedecided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase.

Unfortunately, in hisexcitement, he forgot to don his underwear.

When his girlfriendanswered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "well, what'd ye think?"

"Ah, but dat's a finelooking kilt," she exclaimed.

"Aye, and if ye likeit, ye'll really like what's underneath," he stated as he lifted his kilt to showhere.

;Oh, but dat's adandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.

Still not realizing that hedidn't have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly, "aye, and if ye like it,I've got five more yards of it at home!"