Irish DUI
Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very
erratically. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been
drinking that evening.
''Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped
by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was
something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos
which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to
drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple
of Guinness -- couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way
home to get another bottle for later...'' And the man fumbled
around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he
held up for inspection. The officer sighed, and said, ''Sir, I'm
afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer
test.''
''Why? Don't ye believe me?''