Hoshimota
An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a
hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming:
"Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word
means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his
ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his
Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one. Everyone is
congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say
but "HOSHIMOTA!" Concerned, his partner turns to him
"What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"