Blond Guy and HIs Lunch
There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were
construction workers and they were working on top of a building. It
was lunch time and the Irsh man opens his lunch pail and he gets
cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabage
for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building."
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he
says if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this
building. The blond man opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna
sandwhich he siad if I get one more bologna sandwhich I'm goona
jump off of this building.
The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabage
and beef so he jumps off the building to his death. Then the
Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off
the building to his death. Then the blond guy opens his lunch pale
and finds a bologna sandwhich, so he jumps off to his death as
well.
The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said,
''Bagorrah, only if I would have known that he didn't like cabage
and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the
Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos,
I would have packed something else. ''Finally, the blonde man's
wife siad '' I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own
lunch.''