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A Meal To Die For

There was an Englishman an Irishmanand a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, “If Ihave cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!”

The Irishman said, “If I haveham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!”

The Scotsman said, “If I have jam in mysandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!

It was the next day, and they all had tojump off as the Englishman had cheese the Irishman had ham and the Scotsman hadjam!"

A week later, it was the funeral and theScottish lady and the English lady said, &quotWhy didn't they just tell us they didn't like whatwe put in their sandwiches?"

And the Irish lady said, “I dont know why my husband jumped offthe cliff he made his own sandwiches!”