This Little Piggy
A farmer had just bought some pigs for breeding, but didn't quite
know how to do it. He soon found out that the vet would charge him
$200 a pig. That was a little rich for his blood, so he figured he
might be able to do it himself. So for three weeks, he'd load up
all the pigs in the truck and take 'em to an isolated location
where nobody would see him doing it. After three weeks, none of the
pigs were pregnant, so he decided to forget about it for a morning.
That morning, his wife happened to look out the window.
"Honey? What are you doing to those pigs?"
"What do you mean?" asked the farmer.
"One's honking the horn, and the others are rocking the back of
the truck."