The Ghost
On a rainy night, three guys were driving through the countryside.
Their car broke down, so they went to a nearby farm. The farmer
said, "I only have one spare room but two of you can sleep in other
places." So they went to the first place and said, "Who wants to
sleep under the clothes chute?" The first guy said, "I will." So
they went to the second place. The farmer said, "Who wants to sleep
above the chute?" The second guy said, "I will." Then the third guy
said, "I guess I get the bedroom."
Later that night, the second guy had to take a shit, so he shit
in some sheets and put it down the chute. The next morning, the
third guy asked the second guy third guy asked the first guy how he
slept, and he said, "I slept fine except I saw a ghost and beat the
shit out of it."