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U. Michigan/Ohio State

    An OHIO STATE UNIVERSITYmortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table.  Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, hebegan to examine the body.  When he rolled it over he was shocked to see a cork inthe man's butt.  Mystified, he pulled out the cork and immediately heard theUniversity of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happenedhe quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place.

    He then ran to get hisinstructor, nervously shouting,  "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what Idiscovered!"

    Annoyed by theinterruption, he said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery."

    When they entered themorgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table andpromptly removed the cork.  Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song hequickly replaced the cork in the cadavers butt and said, "What's so surprising aboutthat?  I've heard thousands of assholes sing that song!"