Babe Watch
This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his
apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd
floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. He
watches her for 3 days straight, and can't stand it any longer. He
sends down a note on a piece of string: ''If you want me to make
love to you please pull on the string once. If not please pull
slowly 20 times and then faster another 10."