Mommy and Daddy Dearest
There are some children in a class naming animals and they come
across a picture of a deer.
So the teacher asks Bobby, What is this animal called?
I dunno, claims Bobby.
So then she says, I'll give you a hintit's what your
mother calls your father.
The boy thinks for a minute and then says, Oh that's what a
son of a bitch looks like!