Call on an Expert
Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he
accidently swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mom, choking
on the quarter. They took him to a doctor, who said that the
quarter was impossible to remove without surgery, they consulted a
specialist who was of the same opinion. Then came a man who said he
could get the money out in a jiffy. He turned little Johnny upside
down and patted him with great precision on the back of neck and,
sure enough, the quarter rolled out. Everyone was amazed, the
father said “You must be an expert!” The man replied,
“No sir I'm just a tax collector.”
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