The Blonde Flight Attendant
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant
prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the
captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline
personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the
pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the
new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the
hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered
the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You
can't get out of yourroom?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She
replied, "There are only threedoors in here," she sobbed, "one is
the bathroom, one is the closet, and one hasa sign on it that says
'Do Not Disturb'!"