Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index
finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor
asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde
replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your
finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I
thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’ then I put it in
my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth
fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought,
‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger
in my ear before I pulled the trigger.”
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