Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing
a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy
on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a
blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts
shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the
color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full
potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in
general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when
the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to
that little jerk on your knee!''