The Local Strip Club
Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings
bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is
pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a
local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, ''Hey, Dave! How ya
doin?'' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club
before. ''Oh no,'' says Dave. ''He's on my bowling team.''
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, ''You must
come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'' ''No,
honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with
them.'' A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms
around Dave. ''Hi, Davey,'' she says, ''Want your usual table
dance?''
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can
slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at
him.
The cabby turns his head and says, ''Looks like you picked up a
real doozie this time, Dave!''