The Evergreen Tree
This Avon lady was out selling her wares. She got on an elevator
and pressed the button for the fifth floor. Suddenly, she let a
fart. She thought to herself, What am I going to do now?''
She pulled a can of pine-scented air freshener out of her satchel
and sprayed it all around her.
The door to the elevator opened on the third floor and a rather
inebriated man gets on. The door closes and suddenly he gets a
whiff and exclaims, Smells like somebody shit on the
evergreen tree!