Sitting at a Bar...
A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with
her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy young
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her
eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies
for being rude and staring, the young man said to her ''I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to so, no matter
how kinky, for $100, on one condition.'' Flabbergasted, the woman
asked what the condition was. The young man replied, ''You have to
tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'' The woman
considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse
five $20 bills, which she slowly counted into the young man's
outstretched hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly,
meaningfully, said ''Clean my house.''